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Austin, David. Why are Librarians So Sexy? [online]. Available at: http://www4.ncsu.edu/~n51ls801/librarians.html
Bergson, Steven M. Librarians in Comics: Sources. [online]. Available at: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2161/combks/combks.htm
Conan
the Librarian 
[online.] Available at: http://www.raingod.com/ angus/OtherWorlds/Fantasy/ notes/Conan14.html
Furnival,Rita. Conan the Librarian. [online.] Available at: www.riverofwords.btinternet.co.uk/Works/rfurnival/conan.htm
Conan the Librarian by Rita Furnival
You
can't mistake his fearsome stamp
this bibliophile marauder
he keeps a list of victims
in alphabetical order.
He silences the masses
with a steely withering glare
and terrorizes children
with "You can't do that in there!"
He has a place for everything
and everything in its place
but
if he doesn't like your features
he will rearrange your face.
His enquiring mind extracts
the information he desires
too bad if his methods
result
in heavenly choirs.
He's never read a book
but he knows where they should go -
all
standing to attention
like an army, row on row.
A
frightened hush pervades the
shelves
and borrowers there
are few -
they simply dread those fatal words
"I'm afraid you're overdue!"
Gunn, James. Libraries in Science Fiction. [online]. Lawrence, KS: University of Kansas. Available at: http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/ ~sfcenter/library.htm
Holmes (Burton) Films, Inc., Producer. The Librarian. 1947 Producer: Sponsor: Vocational Guidance Films, Inc. Shows the work of different library personnel. Download at http://www.archive.org from the "movies" page.
Instant Prestige for the Lazy and Dumb Amongst Us from Conan the Librarian. [online.] Available at: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Cabaret/2218/course.htm
Lester, Dan. 2000. The Image of Librarians in Pornography. [online]. Boise, ID: River of Data. Available at: http://www. riverofdata.com/librariana/porn/index.htm
Mach, Michelle. Job Title Generator for Library and Information Science Professionals. [online.] Available at: http://alexia.lis.uiuc.edu/~mach/jobtitle.htm
New Yorker Cartoons Featuring Libraries and Librarians.
Plourde, Denise. 2001. Library Cartoons: An Annontated Bibliography. [online]. Available at: http://pw1.netcom.com/ ~dplourde/cartoons/index.html
Strecker, Candi. 1996. Sex in the Stacks: Librarian Porn Novel Reviews. [online]. Chip's Closet Cleaner no. 13 Available at: http://www.chiprowe.com/articles/ library. html
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